What do Pool Fans and sperm have in common?
-One in 2,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

What do you get if you cross a Liverpool fan with a pig?
-Thick bacon...

What do you get if you cross a Monkey with a Liverpudlian?
-Nothing. The monkeys are far too clever to screw a Liverpudlian.

What is the difference between a battery and a Scowser fan?
-A battery has a positive side.


(And this is exactly why I say, GO MAN UNITED!! )